In Italy, much like every single other country in the world, it's not uncommon to see girlsโwith or without penisesโstalking street corners, watched over by some volatile pimp in a pleather jacket and a bad haircut.
The act of selling yourself isn't actually a crime here, but aiding or inducing the sale of yourself is, which makes hooking kind of tricky, especially if you're not particularly into the thought of spending your evening inside a cell.
For those who want to make a little extra change in partnership with their vagina, however, Switzerlandโjust across the borderโis a haven for sex workers, being one of the few European countries where prostitution is legal. Bar Oceano, a historical, family-run brothel in the Swiss border town of Lugano, is one of the landmarks of the Swiss sex industry, so my friend Georgio and I drove up there to have a chat with Ulisse, the brothel's year-old owner, and Nicola, his right-hand man.
After being greeted by a monolithic bouncer, we were led inside to the brothel's reception. We quickly found out that Ulisse had already gone home for the day to sit in his pyjamas, but he had left his year-old niece, Diandra, in charge.
Diandra told us a bit about how the brothel usually functions. Diandra gave us some good advice, should we ever feel like forking out cash for sex at any point in the future: "Never pick the first girl, they're always the most desperate. You have to be registered to prostitute yourself professionally in Switzerland, which, by law, only EU citizens are allowed to do.
